Rajah

This is Raj.

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Don't let her fool you. 

She is a wild animal.

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Man, all you gotta do is try to get just a little bite of food from her bowl, and she goes apeshit.

She'll bite you. 

Hard.

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It's good to have her around though, because she fulfills a lot of the real dog duties that come up. Late night barking, chasing deer, raccoons, opossum, the neighbors, man, she digs that shit. Which is cool, cause that means I can keep chillin' on the sofa and I don't have to worry some nutjob is gonna come up in the house and rob it.

Not with that bitch outside they won't.

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Every few days, man, she takes off. Gone all night. No idea where she goes. 

But she always comes back with the goods.

Chicken leg. T-bone. Bag of dead fish. Every bowl of catfood left out in a two mile radius.

She the bomb.

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Don't fuck with her, though.

I'm serious man. 

You'll draw back a stump.

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