The woman understands me.
That man, he's just crazy.
But he takes me to the beach. And he lets me ride in the back of the truck even though I'm not supposed to. And he rubs my butt like I like.
He don't listen to me like the woman does, though. He leaves me sitting at the back door too long and won't get up in the middle of the night to let me out to pee.
She knows me. She knows when I'm hungry or sleepy or when it's time for walkies. She takes me to work, too.
She also sticks the camera in my face when I'm trying to take a damn nap!