Poof Doggy Dog

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It's raining.



I've been for my walkies.



The fox has got his little feets chewed off.



The raccoons is gone.




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Time for nappies on the poof.




Doesn't everyone have a handmade leather bed from Morocco?




No?




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Wake me when my bowl is full, bitches.




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What I Get Up To When I'm Left With Sugar Daddy

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I sleep here now.




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I go walkies whenever the fuck I want to.



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But I still miss my Mommy.



Real, real bad.



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Come home now!




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little patch of sunlight girl

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If there is something better than sitting on the porch soaking up the morning sun, I want to know what it is.

Put it in my bowl.


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The woman and the man are back now and everything is as it should be.


Except he gave me a bath.



But he dried me off after, which almost makes up for it.



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